Ra' Sean Blyden (born 1978, age 36), better known as Reh Dogg, is a songwriter, videographer and conservative commentator/online activist from the U.S. Virgin Islands.

He is best known as a producer of homemade music videos, a series of diary-format videos entitled "Random Thoughts", and "Political Bomb Show", a series of one-man comedy pieces widely considered by social anthropologists and critics to be a subtle satire of conservative online media.

The most successful of his music videos is the promo for Why Must I Cry, clocking in over seven million videos in ten years, a success he has struggled to replicate since despite several increasingly desperate attempts. The video garnered specific attention for Blyden's nudity, unusual vocalisations and the specificity of the subjects addressed in the song's lyrics, provided entirely without context or metaphor.

Career Edit

Beginning his career on the island of St. Thomas, as a rookie reggae vocalist supporting more established artists under the name Professor Dan, Blyden found little to no acclaim for his repetitive, one-dimensional dribblings, abandoning live performance shortly afterward, and upon arriving in the mainland US in the late 1990s, found even less of an audience under the name Donester. A sole single under the name, It's a Known Fact, exists on YouTube, and amusingly, features the most obvious attempt at drowning out terrible lyrics by a producer in modern history, by slapping a guitar over the entire song and putting the track in question up to 10.

Running out of ideas, in 1999, Blyden quickly appended the word "Dogg" onto his first name, and went about indulging further his monumental self-obsession in a medium that fully encourages such horseshit: experimenting with hip-hop and revisiting his roots as a dribbling, one-dimensional dancehall jock.

The overnight spread of the video for Why Must I Cry, depicting Blyden taking a shower, reminiscing over lost loves & family and taking the slowest rolling gun-load sequence in film history, was one of the earliest examples of viral culture, with Reh Dogg becoming something of an old meme in African-American internet lore in the years since. He has since regularly released videos along similar lines - self-made, self-costumed, and self-absorbed, these promo clips garnered renown for their cut-and-paste nature, and limited range of scenery.

Criticisms Edit

Over the years, Blyden, via his work as Reh Dogg and DJ Skeptikal, has shown the following tendencies:

  • Homophobia (constant references, especially in early work)
  • Transphobia (Blyden's new bete noire in recent years, in songs like I'm Flying So High and vlogs)
  • Misogyny (The Never Hillary Concert, an entire live stream dedicated to defaming Hillary Clinton)
  • Sexual harassment (Galdem Wuk Up and others, toxic masculinity and entitlement)
  • Religious discrimination (God the Creator, wherein non-Christian religions are referred to as "danger")
  • Racism (aggression towards Latinos and light-skinned Black people, exotification of Asian women)
  • Plagiarism (accusations by musicians on his Facebook of stealing their work)
  • Fascism (support of far-right sympathiser Donald Trump, support for Israeli occupation of Palestine)

The above, combined with his membership of the Republican party, have resulted in accusations on Twitter of being an "Uncle Tom".

Blyden claims to rap about everyday issues that affect the common man, but a complete dearth of any of this is entirely evident in all of his work, choosing as he does simply to rap about his own problems, past and beliefs, to the point that others cannot relate, because his anger is deep and burns and you just don't understand.

Want everyone a-na listen to me-a, R-E-H-D-O-DOUBLE-G-A. - Every Reh Dogg song

Many of his raps centre on his inability to understand his lot in life, blatantly unaware that you probably get what you deserve when you post a video about how the woman that took the children you allegedly fathered/played father to, who then get to see you point a gun at your own head, get buttass naked in the shower, and generally arse around the place in an increasingly dire selection of costumes. That's right, his kids will actually see that shit someday. Then there's the 3D segments that bear no relevance to anything unless you are actually a render from World of Warcraft or Blyden's idea of what a demon looks like. It represents his anger, y'see.

3-2=F.U. - Every Reh Dogg song, displaying a heroic ineptitude with numbers

Commentary and Politics Edit

The response to his music videos inflated his ego to the point where he felt comfortable airing his dirty laundry in talking segments like "Reh Dogg's Random Thoughts". These routinely involve Blyden standing in front of a green-screen, talking to himself for anywhere from five minutes to an hour about what he had for dinner or the latest librul book-lurnin' scumbag that dook his jerb. The Internet, and indeed, humanity, has benefited immensely from his research.

Because of his status as a Republican, and thusly waving around the Constitution his party destroyed aeons ago to feel like A BIG MAN, Reh Dogg ignores the First Amendment at will by either ignoring or outright censoring online criticism. So fuck you, Reh Dogg, you're just the same as every other fucktarded Teabagger out there.

"YEEEAH, GOT KNOWLEDGE FOR Y'ALL" - Reh Dogg's Random Thoughts theme.
Reh Dogg's Random Thoughts Segment 112- Reh Dogg interviews Rasean45:26

Reh Dogg's Random Thoughts Segment 112- Reh Dogg interviews Rasean

This knowledge is often hinted at but never actually dispersed, as Blyden usually egocentrically talks about himself or pathetically drunk-vlogs like a teenager.

Blyden is a registered Republican voter, referring to himself as a "conservative-minded" rapper, often equating a desire for society to regress and remain inequal with strength and sturdy moral constitution.

Over the years, Blyden has fully succombed to the effects of exposure to conservative talk radio, and often discusses his listening schedule on his shows. Over the years extolling the benefits of charlatans like Glenn Beck, Michael Savage and Alex Jones, Blyden has routinely plagiarised their routines in his own video and social media commentary. An ardent opponent of Barack Obama that somehow never did manage to explain in coherent terms his opposition to the first Black President, Blyden is a supporter of non-President Donald Trump. Inexplicably, Blyden has lined up behind a known racist, and continues to support the Cheeto-in-Chief despite the fact that he'd be shot upon trying to enter one of Trump's golf courses.

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